Flexion Is Not a Felony T-Shirt — Funny Physical Therapy/Pain Relief Tee

$29.99
This soft, breathable tee carries a quietly witty message for movement lovers and body-positive folks. The minimalist illustration and curved slogan read like a gentle reminder: stretching and flexing are part of everyday care, not something to be judged. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it layers easily under jackets or wears loose with jeans for relaxed weekends. The neutral palette keeps attention on the design while blending with wardrobes that favor simple, thoughtful style. Wear it to the studio, on a recovery day, or when you want to make a calm, confident statement about mobility and self-care.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth handfeel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve designs; machine washable

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This soft, breathable tee carries a quietly witty message for movement lovers and body-positive folks. The minimalist illustration and curved slogan read like a gentle reminder: stretching and flexing are part of everyday care, not something to be judged. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it layers easily under jackets or wears loose with jeans for relaxed weekends. The neutral palette keeps attention on the design while blending with wardrobes that favor simple, thoughtful style. Wear it to the studio, on a recovery day, or when you want to make a calm, confident statement about mobility and self-care.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth handfeel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve designs; machine washable

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors